fucking retard.

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got online account up to £42k+, proceeded to run it down to £15.9k in less than a day.

so - fucking - stupid

small break

went outta town on Monday and met a friend from school by chance at the train station, proceeded to consume a lot of alcohol and unhealthy food lol.

Played live poker on Wednesday night, just £1/£2 NLH. Bought in for £200 and had it up to £700 or so before getting sucked out on a couple of times as a big favourite, cashed out for £500 when the game broke up. Then came home, falling asleep on the train now and again.. trying to not repeat the last time I was on one and missed my stop while sleeping :(

After a nice refreshing sleep I played some online today. Was up £1k before dropping £7k.. playing decent players and running badly isn't great though everyone seems to call lighter than ever vs me, hmm!

Then I played some guy I feel I have a big edge vs at 2 tables of $25/$50. Won £10k vs him and £1k at $5/$10 PLO6max so I'm mostly pleased.

Now it's time to shower before trying to catch the last train so I can go play some live pokah with massive serbs called Igor who look like they're sleeping at the table.

$20k+ hit & run

Yeah I played $100/$200 LOL. Set of 5's vs KK on a T high board, mmmm.

Going to go play live soon I think. Seeing the money I'm playing with shall help me stop being an adrenaline psycho junkie online hopefully.

Gonna give my parents the money I owe them today and put some money by as savings like a good little boy :@

ARGH

bad tourney, no focus + card dead.

won money in cash

proceeded to come home and lose like £10k vs complete idiots

£25.1k left in online account and badly needing something to do to stop me from playing poker now again.

drunken poker

I got my money in my bank account, yaaayyy.

Newcastle brown ale, obv the fucking nuts. Came home and played $5/$10 6max and hit up a $6k stack in a bit over an hour, threw away $400 going all in pre at 2/4 at a friends table with JQo KAKakkaka :( lol.

Up $4.7 ot $4.8k for this 1 hour 30 of drunken poker, anyway... NOT BAD I'D SAY, LATERS HOMIES

going out with a friend now at 5am OBV

A little play today

Mostly $10/$20 6max, only finished up £1100 after being up over £3k because of 2 outers. How often are people going to hit their set on the turn/river tbh :(

All in on 943 flop 44 vs 66, turn 6. Betting pot on flop and turn with AQ on a Q high flop vs some donk calling down to hit his set of T's on the river are the ones I can remember, meh. I did win a flip though! haha. Played well except for 2 hands which cost me quite a bit. Off to take a shower and get something to eat before going out now, ciao.

$50/$100, Fucking Degen.

Why oh why? LOL

Okay, I'm about to go to sleep when I spot a guy I've killed the past 2 days at 25/50. I obviously sit on two tables of HU and become the victim, losing $15k or some shit. The first $5k or so because he's taking the most retarded lines ever and getting paid off because I really don't know WTF he is doing. I soon find out he's drunk LOL. I raise AK to $175 and he pushes $5.3k or something and I do what any normal person would and hit up the call button. I brick vs his pocket kings obviously. He later 2 outs me on the river with his set of 9's after I hit my set of 6's on the turn on a non threatening board :(

He quits me saying he's going to sleep as I start to make a bit of a comeback but then plays vs someone else for over 15 mins after I'd asked him to stay for just that amount of time. I also happen to miss everything vs some other dumbass HU and drop about $7k more before leaving. Oh well, off I go to $50/$100.

Ok, br management, tilt control and game selection just went through the wall, nevermind out the window. I'm sitting at $50/$100 vs a decent reg way over my head. I then decide it'd be a good idea to open a second table with him.

After a little over half an hour I'm up on him over $20k and back to a bit more than I started this stupid 4-5am session at. Relief.

I did outplay him, though there's one hand I'm unsure of my river decision in. Don't have the HH.. I raised 7h5d on the button and he called, the flop was 6c9d2d and I checked behind for the free card as I felt he'd been checkraising me pretty light on dry flops. The turn is the 3c, putting 2 flush draws on the board. He bets a bit under pot and I decide to call with my straight draws. The river is a lovely sight, the 4h. He bets $1600 into the $1900 pot and I'm pretty sure he has the 5, but also think that he could value bet a set here (not an overpair because of preflop) or have a busted flush draw. He had 8k or a little under it left and I raised it to $5100, $3500 more for him to call.

It's obviously an easy call with his A5 and I'm certain he'd have called an all in. I'm also pretty sure he calls with a set to my raise, though not to an all in. Since I thought he had the 5 though, I'm a bit annoyed with myself for not pushing.

After all of this I was only up around £400 for my err, stupidity! heh.

Although being a psycho is more entertaining, I kinda like money. So I'm going to try my best at sorting myself out. Bankroll management shouldn't be a problem, but it's time to sort out tilting worse than the hulk. Probably better for my health too :[

It's taken half an hour to write this, but I've had a chance to stop and think. Maybe blogs aren't so bad afterall. Gonna go out with friends to the pub tommorow to chill and force myself not to play lol. I'd say I need a break, though I currently have no money (one more week, cha ching) which makes life a bit boring eventually. I am looking forward to the 100k GTD on Sunday though.

night

$25/$50

Session starts off well, I'm up over $3k early on then I lose two pots with TT. One vs the donkey limp calling my button raise from the CO with 28hh then check calling to the river with their 8 high flush draw, no doubt they hit it and bet $500 on the river for me to make a crying call :' ( lol

I played as many pots with the donk as possible with any two cards and that got me back up a bit over $2k before he left with his $2.5k profit and the other minraising tard decided it was time to go.

Up £1000 today so far and it looks like I won't get my withdrawal until Friday 24th which sucks.

In the past I've played vs anyone, but for now I'll chill with the ego a bit and let game selection win some easy money for me ;x

Update: Went to the pub with friends, came home and played a little $10/$20 HU before spotting a weak $25/$50 HU table. Won $5.6k there, stacking him pretty quickly on the 16th hand, then he insta left faster than a jet powered donkey.

Finished today up £4400 I think. Pretty good since I played so few hands. Lets hope I can keep up good game selection and remain tilt free :D

So much for stopping for the night.

Went and played 10/20 there for a good few hours. First I dropped $2k stupidly with TT vs KK on a low flop with flush draw vs a donk. I then proceed to win a quite a bit and I was up a few thousand but got 2 outed a couple of times in decent sized pots, one with KK vs TT (yes vs the same guy), lost a $6k pot with AKcc vs A7ss vs some other donk who calls my 3 bet then gets it in on the K high flop with his draw.

Overall it's OK, I ended up £1700 for the session despite the gayness of it all.

Your cards Kh Kc

Villian raises $65

HERO raises $230

Villian calls $175

Dealing Flop 3h 5h 9s

HERO bets $400

Villain raises $1,600

HERO goes All-in $2,780

Villain calls $1,580

Dealing Turn 3h 5h 9s Th

Dealing River 3h 5h 9s Th 7d

Villian shows Three of a kind Ts Tc

lal, boo hiss cat piss.


The HH sucks, but you get the idea... time for another yoghurt.

Swing-a-ling...-a-ding

OK, so anyone who knows me will know about the massive swings I have. But err, in 1 week I went from £44.5k to £26k something. I also have no money outside of that, no job either.. AWESOME.

I'd already sent out £9.9k to be withdrawn to my bank account (waiting on that) so then I did the obvious thing, go play $25/$50 headsup NLH. Second hand of this wonderful matchup sees me losing an all in calling his all in with 2nd pair on the turn for him to backdoor a flush with his A high. I probably say "what the fuck man" and reload, calm as a buddist monk.

I proceed to rape the shit out of him. When I stack him for the 2nd time, I sit out and type "ty" to tilt him as yesterday he stole my BB and left. The child abuser leaves before I can sit back in and bash him about some more, though that may have been a good thing.

I then lose about $4k playing $10/$20 HU NLH. I won't moan about bad beats, just say that I went to 2/4 PLO after that and built a $3k stack in like 15 mins. I really should play some more of that OMAHAHAHA stuff, easy coins.

I should also play more MTT's, got bored yesterday and won a sat. for a 100k GTD on Sunday. Lets see if I can make it two wins outta two. Not sure if I'll manage it if I'm without my lucky charm Kod beside me to cuddle when I'm all in with something ridiculous like K6 (SPADES obv).

Today I lost a buyin before crushing some fat guy on two tables of $10/$20 HU and on a 6max table. He probably punched a hole in his wall before leaving all tables. I decided I'd leave and finish the session with a victory yoghurt.

With my finances now back to a reasonable £33.4k the suicide watch crew can take a break for now. I do fear however that I won't be completely happy until I'm over, or atleast at my highest point.

ps. I owe £3k to my parents so it's actually £30.4k :P

In future I'll probably include sexy HH's and make these posts a bit shorter or atleast more interesting, YARRR!

How it all begun, NIGGA!

Okay so I started playing in late December, I deposited a little (around £40) to play at low limits with my equally low level of skill. By January or so I was up to £1000 after a tournament win. Obviously like most I throw it all away, and do so like another 3 times. By being pretty bad at poker or by way of the tyrants known as Blackjack and Roulette.

By late April'ish I was tired of being some syndromer with like massive wings so I deposit £30 the night after I bust something between £1-2k on mainly blackjack. So I lollerbats my way around for a while and by mid July have just over £16k. I try to withdraw but the sites having none of it and order me to go get ID, meanwhile I crush all the peasants in my way.

Eventually I hit £44k+ a bit into August, winning $26k for first in a tourney I satellited into while playing Mario at a friends house helped. Nyahahaha.

I play NLH 6 handed/HU and PLO, I also desperately need to sort my ass out with some rakeback for extra dollaz.

Blog lol

wtf :d